Don't you just hate....
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is, pal! Do I point down there when I ask where the toilet is?
When people say 'Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too. '
Darn right. What good is cake if you can't eat it?
When people say, while watching a movie : 'Did you see that?'
No, I paid $9.50 to come to this cinema and stare at the floor (duh)
When people say something is 'new and improved' , which is it?
If it's new, then there's never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must be something before it, so it can't be new.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: ' Has the bus come yet?'
If it has, would I still be standing here, genius?