Monday, April 28, 2008 @ 12:12 AM
4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waitingfor their wives to give birth. Then a nurse came out and told the first daddy,'Congratulations, you got twins!'.'Ohh.. maybe its a coincidence' said the daddy.'I am working with the Petronas Twin Towers'.Then another nurse came out and said to the second daddy,'Congratulations! you have triplets!''Wooow!, this is a coincidence too' said the second daddy. 'i am working for 3M Corporation'Another nurse came out and told the third daddy, 'Congratulations! Your wife got quadruplets,'? 'Thank God! Maybe this is also a coincidence'. 'I work in Four Seasons Hotel!Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was visibly shaking.All the 3 daddies turned to him and asked 'why do you seem so worried??' He answered, 'I am working with Seven-Eleven!'
Saturday, April 19, 2008 @ 5:19 PM
Don't you just hate.... People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, pal! Do I point down there when I ask where the toilet is? When people say 'Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too. 'Darn right. What good is cake if you can't eat it? When people say, while watching a movie : 'Did you see that?'No, I paid $9.50 to come to this cinema and stare at the floor (duh) When people say something is 'new and improved' , which is it? If it's new, then there's never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must be something before it, so it can't be new. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: ' Has the bus come yet?' If it has, would I still be standing here, genius?
Friday, April 04, 2008 @ 7:30 PM
A- You are Attractive
B- You are Best
C- You are Cute
D- You are Dear to me
E- You are Excellent
F- You are Funny
G- You are Good Looking
H- Hehehe
I - I'm
J- Joking