The Onion and the Christmas Tree
Family is sitting at the dinner table.
The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there're three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s and 40s, they're like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After 50, they're like onions."
"Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
LOL :D
Saturday, December 15, 2007 @ 10:55 PM
Monday, December 10, 2007 @ 1:35 AM
Back from celebrating my Grandma's birthday.
Took a few pictures but I particularly like this one:
Took a few pictures but I particularly like this one:
All 12 cousins inside the function room.
Nice right? HAHA
Its been a long time since we last took a picture together. (:
Had buffet as usual.
And I love the ferrero rocher cake that my aunt bought :D
So out of the 7 girls, 5 of us study accounting!
Of which 2 have gradauted.
There are 2 who is still in primary school.HAHA.
Anyway,
All the best to them! :)
Thursday, December 06, 2007 @ 3:19 AM
I am feeling bored at home these days.
All I do is read the textbook, practice the revision kit, absorbing what I have learnt in class and hoping to enter the exam hall confidently on the 12th of Dec.
My father kept asking me whether I wanna follow them up to Genting next week.
And if Metropolitan calls me within the next few days, I will have to work.
Which leaves me all alone at home,bored.
Well, looking forward to this Sunday.
As my grandma will be celebrating her birthday (but I am not sure how old she is. HAHA) and finally a meet-up with all my cousins.
Kinda miss them, LOL :D
Deniece, Darlene, Edmund, Christina, Janice, Eugene, Tricia, Charmaine and Jardel. (:
Well, guess I have to stop now.
It's 3.37am.
Till Then.
All I do is read the textbook, practice the revision kit, absorbing what I have learnt in class and hoping to enter the exam hall confidently on the 12th of Dec.
My father kept asking me whether I wanna follow them up to Genting next week.
And if Metropolitan calls me within the next few days, I will have to work.
Which leaves me all alone at home,bored.
Well, looking forward to this Sunday.
As my grandma will be celebrating her birthday (but I am not sure how old she is. HAHA) and finally a meet-up with all my cousins.
Kinda miss them, LOL :D
Deniece, Darlene, Edmund, Christina, Janice, Eugene, Tricia, Charmaine and Jardel. (:
Well, guess I have to stop now.
It's 3.37am.
Till Then.