Funny Italian English
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her ' I wanna two pieces.' She say 'Go to the toillet.' I say 'you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my table.'
She say to me 'you better not piss on the plate, you sannawabitch.'
I do not even know this lady and she call me sannawabitch!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her ' I wanna a fock.' And me tella me, 'everyone wanna fock.' I tella her, 'you don't understand me...I wanna fock on the table.' She say' You better not fuck on the table you sannawabitch.'
So I go back to my room in the hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him 'i wanna a sheet.' He tell me to go to the toilet. I say 'you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed.' He say ' you better not shit on the bed you sannawabitch.'
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said' Peace on you.
And I say, 'Piss on you too, you sannawabitch, I gonna back to Italy.
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